Fat Kid's Momma

This is the third incarnation of this thread, but it hasn't been done in a while.

Basically, go here:

http://65.165.2.251/stickers/bumperstickerstyles.asp

and make your own custom bumper stickers. I'll start off with a few rounds...

Ferretball fucked around with this message at Nov 05, 2003 around 13:43

By your dress, your manner and your bearing, I presume you are an uncultured oaf.

Here are my insightful, well-thought-out "political message" bumper stickers:






This one just wrote itself:




And this is an issue near to my heart:

WWHSTD?

Here's some quick ones:
http://www.timwoolery.com/int_pics/bmp1.png
http://www.timwoolery.com/int_pics/bmp2.png
http://www.timwoolery.com/int_pics/bmp3.png
http://www.timwoolery.com/int_pics/bmp4.png
http://www.timwoolery.com/int_pics/bmp5.png

wait, what

I've always wanted to make some of these to put on Mercedes and BMWs...also they would go well next to any sort of republican sticker:

edit: it's suposed to look like those country stickers that you see on hippie Range Rovers and Volvos

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Women sense my power. They seek the life essence.

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of a full load...

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slapyomama came out of the closet to say:
I've always wanted to make some of these to put on Mercedes and BMWs...also they would go well next to any sort of republican sticker:

edit: it's suposed to look like those country stickers that you see on hippie Range Rovers and Volvos

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Here's a quick one.

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W@nker

Meh... wasnt feeling too creative ... so here you go:

http://65.165.2.251/stickers/1415926.asp?PN=110513055571
http://65.165.2.251/stickers/1415926.asp?PN=110513144727
http://65.165.2.251/stickers/1415926.asp?PN=110513175571

Mephistopheles fucked around with this message at Nov 05, 2003 around 14:24

He think totem pole alive.

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Women sense my power. They seek the life essence.

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Here's a quick one.

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fidgit fucked around with this message at Nov 05, 2003 around 14:23

hahaha

http://65.165.2.251/stickers/display.asp?cat=71

it's like they already read my mind

Dance, please

SKWEEEEEEH

For all my GTA homizzels

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wait, what

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AFewBricksShy came out of the closet to say:

Im probably a retard, but i dont get it. Yuppie Terrorist?
Yorkshire Terrier?
Yankee Tango?

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fidgit came out of the closet to say:
i also like this one, as stupid as it is [if you don't understand, proceed to http://www.danecook.com/ immediatiely]:

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I saw WORTHLESS TROLL 2... and I loved it!

Eh, I probably could have done better.

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Harsh Mistress

Women sense my power. They seek the life essence.

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sigtrap came out of the closet to say:


http://users.pullman.com/agnitfom/bumper4.jpg

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it's a setup

Ha, this always makes me laugh.


Oh, and thanks for the link. I was trying to figure out how I could make a bumper sticker for my friend's car, but now I don't have to. Thanks!

Too fun.

of a full load...

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slapyomama came out of the closet to say:

it's much simpler than that YT=Whitey

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If you don't like America, you're gay.

http://www.kth.cx/up/s/sept10.jpg

I put 200 on double dragon, dude

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Fat Kid's Momma

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i would buy this.

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Bear Down, Chicago Bears.

eh

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Gaze upon me...

I could be beaten. I didn't click the links yet.

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TheNateLaw fucked around with this message at Nov 05, 2003 around 15:34

Sorry, I can't get it out of my mind.

http://www.kth.cx/up/m/mkdd.JPG

Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch!!

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TheNateLaw came out of the closet to say:
I could be beaten. I didn't click the links yet.

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clicka clicka clicka

Part-Time Superhero

I've gotta actually get this one made at some point.

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Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch!!

What is the arnold phrase "Get to the Choppah" in reference too?

wait, what

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What is the arnold phrase "Get to the Choppah" in reference too?

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jesusmadden came out of the closet to say:
What is the arnold phrase "Get to the Choppah" in reference too?

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The gangsta specter of defeat, (in effect)

Geno0701

At one point, me and some friends were going to have these made, and put them on all the cars with patriotic flags, messages, etc...then we got too lazy. And it was too expensive.
NEVER FORGET

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Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch!!

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AFewBricksShy came out of the closet to say:

Predator. He tells the woman to "RUUN! GET TO ZE CHOPPAH!"

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For the Seanbaby fans out there -




I just ordered this one .

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At one point, me and some friends were going to have these made, and put them on all the cars with patriotic flags, messages, etc...then we got too lazy. And it was too expensive.
NEVER FORGET

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Lahfe is lahke uh boks uv choklats.

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poopdog came out of the closet to say:

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Plus one that seems quite fitting for a band name:





Some of these just write themselves.

n0tqu1tesane fucked around with this message at Nov 05, 2003 around 18:07

"Monkey Lincoln? More like Funky Stinkin! Because you stink!"

My quick mock up. I'm so god damn sick of these.

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Here
http://www.kth.cx/up/o/ohsh.JPG
and securing the spot in Hell with this
http://www.kth.cx/up/s/sticker.JPG

Please: Think about the Domokuns

Mike was going to advertise here, but after seeing some of my more obscene posts involving midget pornography, he decided it would be better not to!

This started off well and probably needed a bump to get it un-lost from the depths of GBS.

AIM: Not Skeletor

I just ordered two.

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AFewBricksShy came out of the closet to say:

Im probably a retard, but i dont get it. Yuppie Terrorist?
Yorkshire Terrier?
Yankee Tango?

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Mike was going to advertise here, but after seeing some of my more obscene posts involving midget pornography, he decided it would be better not to!

say it outloud: YT = whitey.

Goat Operated Assault Transporter

this is fun.

MagneticDozer fucked around with this message at Nov 06, 2003 around 22:09

City Name, Sports Team ala John Stewart:



There really was no need for custom text :-/

don't shoot!

"Let me Introduce you to Mr. Turn Signal"
"This Statement Is False"
"LOOK AT MY HUGE SPOILER"

ehahhahaa. I made a funny.

It is not enough that I succeed; my friends must also fail.

mynie fucked around with this message at Nov 06, 2003 around 23:10

It only took 6 days of being a goon for someone to buy me this custom title due to my STUPIDITY. Also I am dumb.

I'm going to hell for this

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^^^^hope there's room in the handbasket

God is dead.

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KEGSTAND!!!!

None of these are original, but...

n3vrs0br fucked around with this message at Nov 06, 2003 around 23:12

Lahfe is lahke uh boks uv choklats.

Goat Operated Assault Transporter

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beanry for the masses

Kiel fucked around with this message at Nov 06, 2003 around 23:31

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And my personal favorite.....

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last one

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We love to put our meat in your mouth!

One of my favorite Goldmines ever.

fuck I lied, one more

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Say hello, bub! Say hello to your Aunt Alicia!

All culled from spam currently in my inbox.





Thank you, kth.cx.

Yeah, it's made of meat. The meaty kind.

I don't know which one I like better.

King of the May...or something

http://www.kth.cx/up/1/1415926[1].jpg
http://www.kth.cx/up/1/1415926[2].jpg
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http://www.kth.cx/up/1/1415926[10].jpg

Meh. Long night in the computer lab.

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Say hello, bub! Say hello to your Aunt Alicia!

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mynie came out of the closet to say:

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Eat My Taint

I wanna be a macho man

And how!

And how!

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I don't know which one I like better.

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We talking Cubase VST with the hyperprism mods

I CLOSE THREADS IN SH/SC!

This sums up my attitude about many other drivers in general

embiggened by a noble spirit

These are great guys, keep em coming.

WHO FUCKING CARES

Come on God, get up off your fat ass and bless us already.

Some I made last time this thread came up, plus a couple new (lame) ideas.

Try one making you better feeling

Omigosh! This caramel frappachino is so good! It's like Mr. Freeze had an orgasm in my mouth!

cheese flavored

And come I shall, no matter what the laws of life and death forbid.

This one is quite tempting.

It's Random! Random! Random Random! Random! RANDOM!

We love to put our meat in your mouth!

Wonder if anyone will get the first one?

three more:







also:

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TVs Ian came out of the closet to say:
I've gotta actually get this one made at some point.

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I may actually order the first two.





And after his Hitler comments:


(j/k, please nobody tell Ahnuld.)